i'm going for the lobster look

It is really summertime here, it's really fucking hot. Saturday we took Jonesy to the doggy beach where he frolicked with the big boys and jumped in the water and had an awesome time. Sunday it was another scorcher, so we decided that it was time to open the wedding present from Briana and Wade and have a little private white trash pool party. I pumped up the pool with the air pump and began filling it with water, pulled some umbrellas over to make a little shade, grabbed a few chairs, plugged in the ol iPod for some tunes, cut up a pair of hideous pants for some swim trunks, and cracked open a beer. It was 10 am and already 85 degrees out so I sat down and started the party. Juli joined me eventually, as well as Jonesy and Boyes and Brit. It was nice out and the water was cool, keeping it nice and comfy. Juli kept bugging me to put on some sunscreen and I did eventually, but obviously now, i can say it was not enough. My stomach, chest and legs are burned pretty damn badly, like third degree burns. I look like a tourist from Ohio who spent the entire first day of his two week hawaiian vacation sleeping in the sun and now will spend the rest of it hiding indoors looking like some kind of freak half person, half lobster idiot. Yup, thats me - lobster idiot.