Our house is a vacuum of laziness. Our house is also over-run with critters. I'm convinced that if you are an animal with red blood pumping through your veins and are inside our house for more than a few hours at a time you will be diminished to a pile of drooling laziness.
Check out these photos for proof. Ok, so cats are pretty lazy anyway, but not these guys. They are ferocious most of the time. They are the captain and vice-captain of the Costa Mesa Killer Kitties Klub. Nazi Klan Kitties. CM-kkk! They stalk all birds of East 19th Street and bring us their dead bodies under the cover of darkness. Sometimes when we are sleeping they get tired of waiting for us to wake up and check out the dead bodies they have brought us, so they eat them and just leave us pieces, like a little birdie leg or two. Sometimes its an organ, a heart or kidney - liver I think they like the least.
Anyway, when not stalking the flying rats they get lazy. They'll sleep on the couch, on the floor, under the tables, on the bed, pretty much everywhere. They save their energy for the darkness when their blood begins to boil, then they attack.
He has no excuse. Jonesy is just a puppy of a few months, and puppies are full of energy right? Nope, they are full of laziness. Usually when he sleeps he twitches like he's getting chased by the Killer Kitties and they've got him up against a wall, then he'll wake up in the middle of the night and bark bloody murder.
He also cries bloody murder since we've stopped letting him up on the bed with us at night. He'll whine and then retreat to his puppy palace consisting of a soft pillow on a doggy bed complete with toys and chewy things and snacks. He'll sleep for just long enough for us to get fast asleep and then begins with the whining again and I get up about 10 times in the middle of the night. That or he'll decide that the Killer Kitties are having too much fun without him and chase/bark/scream at them for a while at three am. Then we'll just let him back in bed where he'll claim our pillows and make us sleep sideways in bed so he can be comfortable. Damn vermin.
Check out these photos for proof. Ok, so cats are pretty lazy anyway, but not these guys. They are ferocious most of the time. They are the captain and vice-captain of the Costa Mesa Killer Kitties Klub. Nazi Klan Kitties. CM-kkk! They stalk all birds of East 19th Street and bring us their dead bodies under the cover of darkness. Sometimes when we are sleeping they get tired of waiting for us to wake up and check out the dead bodies they have brought us, so they eat them and just leave us pieces, like a little birdie leg or two. Sometimes its an organ, a heart or kidney - liver I think they like the least.
Anyway, when not stalking the flying rats they get lazy. They'll sleep on the couch, on the floor, under the tables, on the bed, pretty much everywhere. They save their energy for the darkness when their blood begins to boil, then they attack.
He has no excuse. Jonesy is just a puppy of a few months, and puppies are full of energy right? Nope, they are full of laziness. Usually when he sleeps he twitches like he's getting chased by the Killer Kitties and they've got him up against a wall, then he'll wake up in the middle of the night and bark bloody murder.
He also cries bloody murder since we've stopped letting him up on the bed with us at night. He'll whine and then retreat to his puppy palace consisting of a soft pillow on a doggy bed complete with toys and chewy things and snacks. He'll sleep for just long enough for us to get fast asleep and then begins with the whining again and I get up about 10 times in the middle of the night. That or he'll decide that the Killer Kitties are having too much fun without him and chase/bark/scream at them for a while at three am. Then we'll just let him back in bed where he'll claim our pillows and make us sleep sideways in bed so he can be comfortable. Damn vermin.
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